Fat American

What is Fat American?


1.

A tautology, because all Americans are fat, obese, eat-monsters.

In America, weighing 400lb constitutes being thin.

Person # 1: "Dude, scope that fat American."

Person # 2: "Is there any other kind?"

2.

The avaricious, gluttonous, apathetic American who uses a disproportionate amount of resources, yet claims that it is their fair share that they are using, without a care for the needy of the world, or the environment.

His clothes are manufactured by children in a Chinese sweatshop and he drives a gas guzzling Hummer. He might not know what affect his consumption has on the world, but if he did, he wouldn't care because he is a Fat American.

See gluttony, gluttonous, avarice, greed, greedy, selfish, excessive, wasteful, apathetic


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