Fat Bastard

What is Fat Bastard?


1.

Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.

Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.

Some Fat Bastard quotes:

-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)

-"Sorry, I fahted..."

-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"

-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"

-"Where's mah mo-ney?"

-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"

2.

Austin Powers' fat enemy

Fat Bastard, you're not fat anymore.

3.

that fat guy from Austin Powers

Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing!

Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat.

See fat ass, asshole, cock squeeze, cock ring, cock

4.

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.

Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.

See hairy, fat, morbidly obese, funny, ugly, moobies


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