Fat Cactus

What is Fat Cactus?

Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.

Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.

See genitals, male, fat, cactus

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