What is Fat Card?
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while drunk, fat girls become attractive, in such, when you are drunk you punch your "fat card" to sleep with them, however you can only punch your fat card if you are extremely drunk...
"so i heard u went whale'ing last night"
"yea well everyone punches the fat card at some time or another"
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When you suck on a girl's titties all the time but never get any sex.
You haven't hit it yet? So all you're doing is giv..
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A loud mouthed hyprocrite often found stabbing people in the back, sucking up to those in power, and pretending not to care when called ..
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The right for a male to get out of any previous engagement with any other male in lieu of conflicting plans with a new female interest.
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