What is Fat Card?
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while drunk, fat girls become attractive, in such, when you are drunk you punch your "fat card" to sleep with them, however you can only punch your fat card if you are extremely drunk...
"so i heard u went whale'ing last night"
"yea well everyone punches the fat card at some time or another"
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Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.
Travis says: "Dave where ..