What is Fat Card?
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while drunk, fat girls become attractive, in such, when you are drunk you punch your "fat card" to sleep with them, however you can only punch your fat card if you are extremely drunk...
"so i heard u went whale'ing last night"
"yea well everyone punches the fat card at some time or another"
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When you take a girl's shoes and you don't give them back to her until she makes out with you, then following said making out ..
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when somebody's eyes are abit dodgy and have a tendency to wander off when your talking to them
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