What is Fat Card?
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while drunk, fat girls become attractive, in such, when you are drunk you punch your "fat card" to sleep with them, however you can only punch your fat card if you are extremely drunk...
"so i heard u went whale'ing last night"
"yea well everyone punches the fat card at some time or another"
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a vandangler is a floppy penis
my vandangler is hanging out of my shorts.
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when a parrot mixes with a turkey and they have a gobble..
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Having sex standing a good metre away from your partner ( a good 40 years older than you), performing wild and large pelvic thrusts whil..