What is Fat Cousin?
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Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.
That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.
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Being absolutely drunk.
"I was completely oot ma box last night"..
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What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV
I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut
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The state in which a sudde..
