What is Fat Cousin?
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Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.
That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.
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ear burgers:
Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from ..
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Someone who is talented at giving hand jobs.
Your girlfriend is a great corn shucker, I never came so fast before
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