What is Fat Cousin?
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Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.
That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.
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A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.
Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."
Guy 2: ..
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Slang for an old dyke
Look at that licksalottapuss, I wonder if she knows it's time for clamato at the nursing home?..
