What is Fat Cousin?
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Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.
That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.
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When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face.  She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy ..