What is Fat Cousin?
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Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.
That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.
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Noun - A human penis
I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!
See tallywhacker, trouser snake,..
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A place where splibs rape your white girlfriend.
Did you hear about that chick at Eastern Michigan University that had been in her dorm..
