Fat Footballers Edit Meaning

1. What my room-mate eats when I white-out the "G" on his box of Grape Nuts Dude Brian, you know you got Ape Nuts in your mouth?..

1. To penetrate a woman with the fat end of a beer bottle. I once had the pleasure of Eve Enslering Eve Ensler! See dildo, sex, vagina, c..

1. Whenever you blow something up, have BBQ or generally make someone else pay for wronging you it's ;_; time for potatoes. "Oh ..