What is Fat Fucker?
1.
A hideous monstrosity that is the cause of all things terrible and the root of all evil. The fat fucker is so fat and such a fucker, that anyone that sees it kills it. However, no one remembers because it immediately comes back to life and our brains cannot comprehend this. The fat fucker is a zombie, and there is currently no method to completely kill it. One current hypothesis states that the fat fucker has been around for eternity, and in its previous 'life' it went by the name Martha. (The fat fucker has no gender) It is also the offspring of the largest humpback whale in existence and an outcast loser gorilla.
Like "Voldemort" its true name is almost never spoken. Therefore the terms "Martha the thumping humpback gorilla zombie" and "Fat Fucker" are most commonly used.
Person A: "Why!? Why did I fail my test even though I studies so hard?"
Person B: "Because of the fat fucker!"
Person A: "Yes...you are so right. Damn you fat fucker!"
Physics professor: "Can anyone define entropy for me?"
Student: "The fat fucker!"
Physics professor: "Yes, that's correct!"
Person A: "The person next door to me was found dead in his apartment for 3 weeks, so now the entire building smells."
Person B: "Wow, I hate the fat fucker so much! You know the fat fucker went and killed that poor innocent person just to ruin everyone elses life."
Person A: "Yup...i sure hate the fat fucker."
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2.
The self derogatory term used by Dumpy of
"I'ma hot lover, fat fucker, hot lover yes indeed.." ('Hot Lover' by Dumpy's Rusty Nuts - from the 'Rock The Nation' EP)
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