Fat General

What is Fat General?


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A term used for an ugly female accompanying one or more attractive females who actively attempts to cock block any efforts at sarging the ladies.

Bypassing a fat general requires a solid wingman willing to take one for the team. This person may need to be a. intoxicated or b. into fat birds.

Dan: Jamie, you distract the fat general, I'm going in for the kill.

Jamie: You owe me one.

See fat, general, alcohol, wingman, sarging


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