Fat Jessie

What is Fat Jessie?


1.

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.

I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.

See fat jessie, load, rag, period, sex

2.

When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.

I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.

See load, period, rag, sex


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