Fat Kid Edit Meaning

1.

Loves Cake

...I luv ya like a fat kid luv cake, you know my style. I'll do anything to make ya smile!

2.

Any person who, regardless of age, sex or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. Note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person's weight; it is purely a state of mind.

Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.

"So...you going back for thirds, too?"

"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."

"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."

"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"

"Mmm...Mexican food."

See skinny bitch, diet, lite

3.

always gets picked last.

Coach: Jackson to the blue team...

Coach: That's everyone, right?

Fat Kid: I'm still here...

Coach: Yeah, you, fat kid, red team.

See fat, obese, last, kid, picked, bully

4.

Any person who, regardless of age, sex or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. Note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person's weight; it is purely a state of mind.

Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.

"So...you going back for thirds, too?"

"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."

"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."

"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"

"Mmm...Mexican food."

See skinny bitch, diet, lite

5.

1.an incessantly large individual between the ages of 12 and 21

1. Matt Burwell; this is a fat kid that also smells bad, is a bitch and hates "smiles"

2. Josh Meyer; a fat kid with fungus elbows who thinks he is really cool and funny, but actually is a loser

See fatso

6.

(verb) To upend a container with the express intent of finishing whatever remains (commonly crumbs), often in rapid and definitive fashion, regardless of the weight or appearance of the individual.

usage: to "fat kid" the chips

When no finger-sized Doritos remained, Marc proceeded to fat kid the rest of the bag, oblivious of the horrified glares from those around him.

See devour, consume, inhale, doritos, cheesy poofs, gobble, scarf, destroy, gulp, wolf, gorge, pound, demolish, munchies, polish off, feast, chow down

7.

a person that is either on the offensive or defensive line in football

Those damn fat kids can't block at all.

See fat, kids, fatty, lineman, big, heavy