Fat Koj

What is Fat Koj?


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One who eats like theres no tommoroww. Watching him eat is like turning on a garbage disposal. Is constantly glued to the TV, Video Games or the Computer. He gets off on Snopp Dog's Girls Gone Wild but not from the girls, from Snopp. A person that is also very un-reliable and shady. Making plans with him is like trusting Benodict Arnold.

You order 2 Large Pizza's and a double order of wings for 4 guys. He eats 8 slices, 10 wings and still pays the same $7 everyone else pays. Or you ask him to play hockey and he says "I gotta cut the lawn at Grama's." But then you drive by his house and he's whacking it to Crank Yankers.


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