Fat Man Knot

What is Fat Man Knot?


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Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.

Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.

See knot, pot belly, shoe, bending


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