Fat Manager

What is Fat Manager?


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1. An overweight woman that is used by attractive women to ward off male suitors at parties.

2. An overweight woman that is used as a designated driver for attractive women because the sheer weight of the woman will hold more alcohol.

3. Any overweight woman that accompanies a college girl to parties to keep them from doing stupid things with men.

"Dude I was about to close the deal when the bitches fat manager stepped in and took her home"

"I'd hit on that girl, but her Fat Manager is waaaay too ugly"


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