Fat Patchies

What is Fat Patchies?

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

@$$

1. an ethical substitute of ass! Salu is an @$$ . he is one @$$hole on the net!..

If'n

1. Old-timey contraction meaning "if and when" I'll call you tomorrow if'n I get my homework done. See if, when, iffe..

Reverse Chicken Wing Bowl

1. Sexual maneuver in which the female holds a warm chicken wing, preferrably with no sauce, directly on the taint of companion while givin..

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