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To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.
She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it&ap..
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How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean
"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."
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shanty law firms where the yearly salary is less than the yearly bonus enjoyed by biglawassociates. often not offering health insurance ..
