Fat Purple Turtle

What is Fat Purple Turtle?

1. A person of considerable anoyance; someone that casues you to become very angry, upset or agitated asshole

2. A large animal of the tortiose family which grows to be between 45 and 65 lbs and is distiguished by its purplish tint

3. A really bad teacher

4. If you are either 1 or 3, then you. If not, I am sure you know at least one fat purple turtle

Dude, Mr H. is such a Fat Purple Turtle! I sware, he didn't even read my aper but he still have me a B+, what the hell!

See asshole, fat, lame, stupid

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