Fat Tuesday

What is Fat Tuesday?


1.

English for Mardi Gras

the party is on Fat Tuesday, then we fast and give up something during Lent.

See mardi gras, party, new orleans, lent, drunken stupor

2.

when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.

"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"

"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"

See work, school, class, skip, miss, hooky

3.

Spending a Tuesday eating fatty food and watching movies. The founders of this day are Dan Williamson and Jonathan Chen of The United Kingdom.

Experts say that a Fat Tuesday once in a while is actually healthy for you.

"Happy Fat Tuesday."

"That person has had too many Fat Tuesdays."

4.

The day before lent starts when your supposed to get ready for fasting by eating as much as possible, even though most people don't fast the next day.

you: Are you seriously going to eat all of that??

me: Of course I am, It's fat tuesday!

See mardi gras, fat, tuesday

5.

Friday and Saturday used to be considered the best day of the week but now Domino's Pizza is offering two single pizza toppings for just $5.99!

That's two for the price of one!


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