Fat Turd

What is Fat Turd?


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This is what you call a over weight piece of shit of a person. Someone who is in and out of employment, lives at home with his parents, and eats like a hippo, and wants to get sloppy drunk everyday of the week.

Male #1: Hey what are you doing today?

Fat turd: Nothing goin to watch tv all day, probably going to go get some fast food. What are you doin later?

Male #1: I'm probably going to go work out

Fat turd: For what... you tryin to go to the bar

Male#1: Nah it's Monday night, i've gotta get up early for work tomorrow.

Fat turd: So what

See overweight, fat, pos, lardass, fatass, fattie, obese, large, turd


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