What is Fat Wad?
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A ridiculously fat and smelly person. Prefers wearing mullets but becomes greatly offended if the mullet is insulted. For good behavior, reward with shampoo and deodorant. Toilet Paper makes a great reward substitute. It is rumored that a fatwad has three buttholes but this fact hasn't been proven due to a lack of volunteers willing to get within thirty feet of a fatwads ass.
Person 1: Dude, is the fat wad here yet?
Person 2: Yeah the smell wafted past about five minutes ago.
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