Fatalanche

What is Fatalanche?


1.

The cascading flab that cliff-hangs over a belt buckle, or in particular, a pair of tight fitting hipster jeans. Most commonly seen on chubby pubescent girls.

"Will you just check out the fatalanche standing in the McDonald's line"

2.

Alt Def: When the flesh rolls of a morbidly obese individual land on you while sitting at a sporting event, public performance, or on a plane, bus, or train.

Ex. Jack almost got buried in a fatalanche when a giant fat kid sat next to him at the Tiger’s game.

See muffin top, fatalanche, obese


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