What is Fatalanche?
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The cascading flab that cliff-hangs over a belt buckle, or in particular, a pair of tight fitting hipster jeans. Most commonly seen on chubby pubescent girls.
"Will you just check out the fatalanche standing in the McDonald's line"
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Alt Def: When the flesh rolls of a morbidly obese individual land on you while sitting at a sporting event, public performance, or on a plane, bus, or train.
Ex. Jack almost got buried in a fatalanche when a giant fat kid sat next to him at the Tiger’s game.
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a chinese-run convenience store.
i have to purchase some smokes at the nippermart.
she was caught stealing candy from the local nipper..
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Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage(or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bush..