Fat-ass Laptop

What is Fat-ass Laptop?

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When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

See fat, pizza, glutten, fupa, fatty, obese, chubby, tubby, fatass, fatso, fat ass, fat chick, whale, overweight, chunky, wogface
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