What is Fatassing?
1.
To Procrastinate or eat excessivly
Stop fatassing and get back to work!
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2.
When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.
Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!
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