Fatbearditis

What is Fatbearditis?

One who is consumed with fat, has a beard, and suffers great problems when both are combined.

"Damn Robert, your fatbearditis must be acting up today."

Four Bars

1. 2mg Xanax, as opposed to 1mg "footballs", or half milligram "peaches". Take some four bars and you'll feel bet..

Throwing Jacks

1. The art of a male jacking off. That dirty hooker is so hot, Ima throw jacks thinking about that slut tonight. Or, Fuck I was so horny I..

Slump Pump

1. the act of having sex out of desperation after an extended period of invoulontary abstinence. "Hey Sean,dont you think that over..

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