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To jack off while talking on the phone with your girlfriend, and have her not hear.
"Hey, i used the ninsassin on my gf last night..
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A man who looks amazing and sits at home all day, mooching off his wifes money.
Tyler wants to be a trophy husband when he gets old, un..
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A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. U..