What is Fatellite?
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A fat-ass fucker with a neck like a scrotal sack who won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how times you make it blatantly obvious you want nothing to do with him. Orbits people and conversations much like a satellite. No social mores whatsoever.
"I was trying to have a conversation, but Fatellite kept hovering."
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The person with a hot friend that someone will talk to in order to get to said hot friend.
"I hate being a go to friend! I keep th..
