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1. Vladislav, the steeziest name, ever. If you are named Vladislav, be glad. Vladislav is an epic baller, partially because of his steezy..

1. when her true name is said, it brings a bad taste to every mouth, the scent of a lingering-fart to every nose, and an un-ending screech ..

1. Military-Speak for ... You guessed it, a shovel! Private! Pick Up That combat emplacement evacuator and start digging!..