Father Christmas

What is Father Christmas?


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An 16th century peadofile who would dress in red and white bearing gifts to ignorant childern. His decendents still abuse there allocated neighbourhoods today, when childern question 'father christmas special gifts' pearents tell them he isnt real.

a man came down the chimney last night, he said i could help him look for his lost baby raindeer.


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