Father My Christmas

What is Father My Christmas?

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas

He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

See plum my pudding

Hand Rape

1. The act of using one's significant other's hand (while they're sleeping) to jack off. Holy shit! My boyfriend hand raped..

4-4-2

1. The other definition is incorrect. A 4-4-2 formation consists of: Four defenders Four midfielders Two forwards The goalkeeper stays ..

Bowl Art

1. Smears and/or cling-ons of shit on the inside of toilet bowl...

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