Father My Christmas

What is Father My Christmas?

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas

He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

See plum my pudding

Earfucker

1. a person who likes to stick their cock in other peoples ears. Damn man, my buddy Matt is such an earfucker!!! See earfuck, earjacking,..

Stoned To The Bajesus

1. being high beyond recognition i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus..

Rape Wand

1. the utilization of a cattle prod for incapacitation on a person or persons, with the explicit intent of performing rape upon said person..

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