Father My Christmas

What is Father My Christmas?

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas

He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

See plum my pudding

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Psg

1. Public School Girl Easily identifiable by shiny hair tossed casually approx. every 3 minutes, designer handbags, daddy's porsche a..

Dark Pants Time

1. When you are so excited that you may mess you pants, hence, you need dark pants. WHen I saw her bend over, I knew it was dark pants tim..

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