Father My Christmas

What is Father My Christmas?

an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas

He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents

See plum my pudding

Trouser Snake Oil

1. Any product claiming to extend or expand the penis, produce longer lasting or firmer erections, or increase ejaculate volume that is not..

Hams

1. Cmon!! you dont know what Hams are!11 Hams = Sweet sweet ass The kind of ass where if you were to slap it, it would ring like a churc..

Vergeenus

1. Similar to the weenus(elbow skin) this is the skin on your knee. Like weenus it is a silly word to use and can be compared with hairines..

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