Faticus Caticus

What is Faticus Caticus?

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.

He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.

"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."

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