What is Faticus Caticus?
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The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.
His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.
"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"
"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"
"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"
"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."
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