Fatjake

What is Fatjake?

The act of one's chair unexpectedly shooting from beneath them resulting in their ass hitting the floor.

I can't believe I just pulled a FatJake.

Ha Ha, Tiesha just pulled a FatJake.

Don't talk shit to me; I'll make you pull a FatJake.

Wow, that FatJake was really refreshing; Just what I needed to wake me up!

She pulled a FatJake in front of the humungous auditorium full of her colleagues.

I broke my backbone from pulling a FatJake.

See jake, fat, obese, lard, lard ass, chair, falling

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