Fatlad's Food Ratio

What is Fatlad's Food Ratio?


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Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.

Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

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