What is Fatmingelephantskinbraceletscarvedbyblindnunseatinggrass?

1.

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'

Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'

Susan: 'What!?'

Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

See elephant skin, bracelets, grass, dyke
75

Random Words:

Phobang
1. someone who is "hip, cool, and not afraid to drool" a 15 year old who wears pants meant for shaq 2. A person who believes t..
Read more
Oscd
1. Opinion Spectrum Collapse Disorder: When an opinion has reached such a wide spectrum that there is no chance for any resolution or forw..
Read more
Boxley
1. The name given to someone who spends all their time playing Halo3 and gives it up infront of everything else. including mates, girls and..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free