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Playin the schmoe field
I was schmoeboarding at the mall last week.
See schmoe, ump, smut, smut bucket..
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When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.
Whoops! I didn't mean to gi..
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Being heavily under the influnce of cannabis.
"After 6 blunts the kids were zansirsquashed"
"Wow!! Those kids are zansi..