What is Fattire?
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Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.
Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!
Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.
Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.
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