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Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin
Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Toni..
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When a girl is so short that she could give blowjobs while standing.
Dayum dude..that girl over there is so short she's blowjob he..