Faulstick

What is Faulstick?


1.

The last name of a long line of mammoth warriors. Often known for slaying medieval gnome zombies. The present family is now the Pacific Northwest's official lawfirm for victims of bear and/or pony assaults.

Frank: Dude I was mauled by a bear riding a pony!

Mitch: That sucks. You should get hold of the Faulstick law firm. They'll help you out. And that's a bond Frank, a bond that sucks on the chocolately nipple of time.

See unicorn, conquistador, taco bell, bacon, sword


0

Random Words:

1. noun: a person who consumes large amounts of intoxicating substances without thought of consequence. verb: to live in extremes by sayin..
1. one who is lacking in intelligence; Usually due to a short attention span, or simply a refusal to get acquainted with what is going on. ..
1. The greatest shit ever. The most fucking amazing thing you've ever laid eyes on, listened to, smelled, ate, fucked, whatever. Deriv..