Faumosexual

What is Faumosexual?

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.

"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"

"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"

"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"

See faux, homosexual, pimp, gay, jelo

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