What is Faumosexual?
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a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.
"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"
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Lube that is for someone that has a really dry pussy and their lesbian partner has a strap on that will not penetrate through the hole.
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When referring to something or someone (and obviously David Bowie himself)that is reminiscent of the folk minstrel-cum-glitter and glam ..
