What is Faustration?
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Frustration caused by DEVILISHitching in the fusty fur -faucet area of Frinton and Clacton , which a lady is constantly TEMPTED to scratch .
"One can resist anything except temptation," quipped Oscarina Wilde, quickly lifting her skirts and scratching the thatch on her extensive, late-Victorian property for the sixteenth time that morning.
A haze of Scotch mist began to fill the room where, on a table beside the ornate ormolu mantelpiece , which shone from the recent attentions of a French polisher , the abandoned manuscript of Lady Windermere's Fancy Pantry lay, awaiting the authoress's finishing touch .
"One wonders whether Jane Austen may have suffered such FAUSTRATION and distraction, as she wrestled to bring Emma to a literal climax ," the rootmasturbatrix later mused, as she wiped surplus melba embrocation from a still-seething tajma hole, having gained but temporary relief from the itch in her restless inch . "Perhaps she resolved to yield to temptation and enjoy the Faustianfingering , just as I have done."
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"One can resist anything except temptation," quipped Oscarina Wilde, quickly lifting her skirts and scratching the
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