Faux Bars

What is Faux Bars?


1.

The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.

I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.

See cell, signal, mobile, strength, fake


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