What is Faux Bars?
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The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.
I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.
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When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick
Man look at the bollock features on that ..
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The gap between the top of a women's thighs by her pussy. Indicating a flaw in the manufactoring of her (not recognized as a flaw)...