What is Faux Bars?
1.
The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.
I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.
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Random Words:
1.
to fuck one in a nifty fashion
"that was on niftyfucktastic expirence we just had"
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2.
Nifty in a fucked-up kind ..
