What is Faux Bars?
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The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.
I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.
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Random Words:
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One who acts like a bimbo and is incredibly stupid.
Jacob Varsos was acting pretty freaking bimbotastic today.
See floogle, dumb, clue..