Faux Cum Shot

What is Faux Cum Shot?

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You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion boogerin the nozzle of the dispenser.

While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion boogerin the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.

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