What is Faux Cum Shot?
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You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a
While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the
lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.
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Breasts characterized by smallness of size, but with pointier, harder, and possibly longer nipples (similar in appearance to the raised ..
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The ladder of ownage
Lowest: you are the bitch to who powned you
2nd step: You are shuned by who owned you
3rd step: Owner
Top: Pown..
