What is Faux Cum Shot?
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You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a
While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the
lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.
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When a female and a male are having sexual intercourse and the male realizes that the female had forgot to wipe after taking a crap.
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