Faux Date

What is Faux Date?


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A date in which the guy pays for dinner and gets no ass.

Faux Dater: "I went on a faux date last night"

Friend: "How is your wallet?"

Faux Dater: "Empty"

Friend: "How is your nutsack?"

Faux Dater: "Full"

See blue balls, date, chump


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