Faux Finger Banger

What is Faux Finger Banger?


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The Negative kind:

1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:

a) doesn't go deep enough

b) doesn't go hard enough

c) just doesn't understand how it should be done

The Positive kind:

2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because:

a) he plays guitar

b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering

c) he has nice arms

1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."

Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers."

2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn."

See fingering, hand, clit, pussy


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