What is Faux Friday?
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A day that acts much like a friday, but in fact is not. A day that "ends" the week.
Jack: "Oh man, i'm totally glad that today's a faux friday, i've got a shitton of homework to finish"
John: "I know! Today's thursday but we still get to skip school legally due to random holidays!"
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n. A day when one can celebrate the weekend early on a Thursday because he or she has a day off from school or work on Friday.
We don't have school tomorrow because of an in-service day. Yay for faux Fridays!
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