What is Faux Fucking?
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The act of walking behind a person, and performing thrusting motions to resemble a sexual act (standing doggy-style).
My wife and I were appalled to see our family picture ruined by my uncle faux fucking me.
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The act of putting one half of a double ended dildo in one's pant leg while penetrating a woman's vagina with the other end.
At Mike's bachelor party things really got crazy when the stripper pulled out the double ended dong and forced mike to start faux fucking her in front of everyone.
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(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.
Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit ..
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UGLY!
Nat is xylographia!
See nasty, gross, unliked, disturbing..
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The female equivalent to pussy-whipped.
Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!
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