Faux Glo

What is Faux Glo?

A fake tan created by use of sprays, lotions, tanning beds, or a combination of the aforementioned.

Pronounced: fow-glow

"Chelse was totally white yesterday when I saw her and today she looks like she's been at the beach all week."

"It must be a faux glo"

See tan, vacation, skin

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