Faux Job

What is Faux Job?


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n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.

"I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."

See cocktease, flirt, blowjob, lapdance


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