What is Faux Job?
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n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.
"I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."
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A intellectual word used to describe the fucking up of a being in the near future. can also be used in the past tense
Dude your about t..
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the force of someones big fat ass bumping your face into a wall, usally occurs in hockey
person1: OH SHIT YOU SEE THAT HIT!
person2: y..
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one who goes to college cuz of a quota system, not cuz they are good enuf, m'kay.
You dont know shit, you quota bitch!
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