What is Faux Job?
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n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further.
"I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."
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gobby northerner , likes facts , hates bullshitters and treehuggers with emotional problems
That yellowisfriedegg is a gobby bugger..
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The act of turning your speakers up to the point of blowing the speakers and eardrums.
Son, these are new speakers, don't go nigge..
