What is Faux Milf?
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A young woman without children who disguises herself as a classy, wealthy, extremely hot mother/wife that many other people would still like to have sex with.
That girl is such a faux MILF. She is single and has no kids, but she drives around town in a white loaner Lexus SUV wearing fake Prada sunglasses, carrying a fake Louis and pretends she's the wife of some big shot New York Stockbroker!
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a name given to a girl that is caarazy, spontaneous, sweet, kind, harmless (unless uber pissed) and is not very likely to pull a gat on ..
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To do something for no apparent reason or with no provocation.
All these cats wanted to know why I beat down ol' boy... shit was o..
