What is Faux Milf?
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A young woman without children who disguises herself as a classy, wealthy, extremely hot mother/wife that many other people would still like to have sex with.
That girl is such a faux MILF. She is single and has no kids, but she drives around town in a white loaner Lexus SUV wearing fake Prada sunglasses, carrying a fake Louis and pretends she's the wife of some big shot New York Stockbroker!
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to defend oneself or close allies even in the face of adversity.
One of my boy's was gettin jumped so I had to stand tall.
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getting fucked up, and stayin that way.
Dude.. I'm so Mint Douglas right now. This is too much.
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