Faux Newz

What is Faux Newz?

just another subpar satire site.

Not nearly as funny as those British broads over at Utterpants.

When it coms to satire, don't be such a Faux Newz.

Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.

I love Faux Newz

Pope Rope A Dope

1. Pontiff and a boxing term for leaning against the ropes taking hits and only swinging to land a good punch. Mohammad Ali was famous for..

Zactly Breath

1. Breath that smells or tastes exactaly like ones asshole. No verification required by me on the taste & smell. I'll take your wo..

Punch A Cone

1. to smoke a bong. "wanna punch a cone?" See weed, smoke weed, bong, marijuana, titties 1. to smoke a bong. "wanna pun..

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