Faux Newz

What is Faux Newz?

just another subpar satire site.

Not nearly as funny as those British broads over at Utterpants.

When it coms to satire, don't be such a Faux Newz.

Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.

I love Faux Newz

Qwaaak

1. The act of after telling what you know to be a blatant lie you lift your arm in a chicken wing like effect and retort "qwaak" ..

Offle Waffle

1. You put a tennis racket over someones face and shit on it then. press it into their face causes the waffle like image. no example neede..

[splacking]

1. verbgetting "some" (some meaning sex) Yo did you hear? hear wat? That i was splacking the buns! See splack, gettin, some,..

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