Faux Newz

What is Faux Newz?

just another subpar satire site.

Not nearly as funny as those British broads over at Utterpants.

When it coms to satire, don't be such a Faux Newz.

Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.

I love Faux Newz

Lathe

1. The lathe is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle, whilst on all fours sucking another du..

Restown

1. Reston Virginia. The Illest place alive. "Where you from dawg?" "Restown DAWG." (pulls out automatic pistol and ro..

Quimp

1. Noun. A quimp is a Queen Pimp. It is the combination of a queen and a pimp, a female pimp! Females known as quimps are highly respected ..

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