Faux Newz

What is Faux Newz?

just another subpar satire site.

Not nearly as funny as those British broads over at Utterpants.

When it coms to satire, don't be such a Faux Newz.

Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.

I love Faux Newz

Temmy

1. Name for a painfull penis after too much jerking off. Man, I pulled so hard that i have a bloody temmy.....

Rush The Pit

1. at a somewhat hardcore concert, where security is being a bitch and not letting you in the main pit, you get a few people,(usually drunk..

Cock Schwaggler

1. Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck. That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler..

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