Faux Number

What is Faux Number?

giving a guy the wrong phone number (any number not your own)

C-bomb: I can't believe you just gave that loser your phone number!?

Twaffle: I didn't, I gave him a faux number.

Both: LOL

See phone number, digits, skanks, skeezers

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?

T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

See phone, number, digits, didgeridoos, math, mathematics, skanks, skeezers

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