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Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped
When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street..
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To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.
I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.
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a euphemism for the minor wood a fellow gets when he’s dancing with an attractive lady-friend and is already imaging the night to come
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